Very Annoying Things
There are an immeasurable amount
of things that annoy me on a daily basis, but the two that I can focus on are
the ones that are repeated on a nearly daily basis.
1. My Parents
Again, too many things to count, but the repetitive thing
that’s getting worse, is my parents phasing out on our conversations. Which
suddenly become very one-sided, and are left with me casually dropping in
something like monkey butts, or the cat had a conversation with a chicken about
table etiquette, into the conversation.
This of course results in an exasperated kid with comically bewildered
parents. And if that’s not a big enough switch up, the other day eating out,
coincidently while finding myself in an unintentional single sided
conversation, I look over to see both my parents on their phones. Texting. At a
restaurant. Sometimes I end up feeling like the parent, I’m just glad I don’t
have to pay the mortgage too.
2. My Cat
A constant annoyance that never relents and could be timed
to a clock. My cat has the brain size of a walnut. And as such, keeps
forgetting things like its winter outside. Both front and back of the house.
And yes it will still be that way, no matter how many times you try, again and
again. It will be the same. Also she has the annoying habit, now that it’s
summer, of coming in, taking a nibble of food, and then going out. 5 minutes
later (exactly) in again, then again, and again, and again. At least fifteen
times a day on the weekend, howling at amazing decibels if we are not there to
assist, ahem serve, her immediately.
Your cat story is so accurate to 90% of the worlds cats it's hilarious. My cat use to do the same thing. Walk to one door to be let outside, then walk around to the back door just to be let in again. Then she'd just stroll right back to the front door. Cat's are such a pain, but we love them anyway.
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