- when chip bags are 70% air and 30% chips.
- when animals try and cross the road in front of you but they just end up turning around halfway across and going back again.
- Home Depot, you know a little bit of your childhood dies when you enter Home Depot.
- When my dad yells at the TV while he's watching Hockey. They can't hear you, Dad.
"Just get up and kill it, whats the big deal." Well, I'm not one to enjoy bug guts dangling from my ceiling. So I will spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to get my new roommate out of my room. Turing lights on and off to try and get it attracted to the light in the hallway. While trying to swoosh it away with a t-shirt. But, if I turn the light off in my room, of course, I can't see where the bloody fly went. So eventually I just start throwing articles of clothing around the room and hoping for the best.
Forty-five minutes later, after throwing my whole wardrobe around the room. My eyes adjust as I watch the fly realizes it's not welcome and walk slowly over the trimming and into the hallway. I watch in amazement as I quickly close the door behind the fly. My job is done. The fly and I are now neighbors instead of roommates.
I crawl back into bed, about to fall asleep, When I hear the faint click of the fly trying to become one with the back of my door.